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Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but is also a disruption of thought.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Author: Peter De Vries

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes