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Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
Author: Eugene Delacroix

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.
Author: William James

As Americans, we want peace -- we work and sacrifice for peace. But there can be no peace if our security depends on the will and whims of a ruthless and aggressive dictator. I'm not willing to stake one American life on trusting Saddam Hussein.
Author: George W. Bush

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
Author: Robert Benchley

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !
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Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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