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Judge not according to the appearance.
Author: Bible

Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
Author: Jean Rostand

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.
Author: William Shakespeare

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Author: Ethel Mumford

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes