Best quotes to send by SMS

Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
Author: Christiane Northrup, M.D.
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks more of what he intends to say than of what others are saying, and listens no more when he himself has a chance to speak.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Author: Robertson Davies
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Author: Doug Larson
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
Author: Abigail van Buren
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the wife say to the
undertaker when
he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead
hearse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A
hoarse horse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Bonnie and
Clydesdale!
This is the joke from a category: Horse
jokes
What happened to the horse that swallowed a
dollar
bill?
It bucked!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What is a horses favourite TV show?
Neeeebours
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes