Best quotes to send by SMS
Christiane Northrup, M.D. Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
Author: Christiane Northrup, M.D.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks more of what he intends to say than of what others are saying, and listens no more when he himself has a chance to speak.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Robertson Davies Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Author: Robertson Davies

Doug Larson Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Author: Doug Larson

Abigail van Buren Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
Author: Abigail van Buren

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
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Horse jokes What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
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Horse 
jokes What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
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Horse jokes What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
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Horse jokes What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
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