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Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.
Author: Og Mandino

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Author: Ken Kesey

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
Author: Anne Bradstreet

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Author: Vince Lombardi

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes