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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Author: Groucho Marx

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try.
Author: Mother Teresa

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
Author: J. G. Holland

God has always been hard on the poor.
Author: Jean-Paul Marat

God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
Author: Voltaire

What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
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What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !
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What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !
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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
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What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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