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It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Author: Jean Kerr

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
Author: Albert Camus

It is how people respond to stress that determines whether they will profit from misfortune or be miserable.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
Author: Laurens Van der Post

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!
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"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes