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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
Author: Robert Bloch

I hope the leaving is joyful; and I hope never to return.
Author: Frida Kahlo

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Author: Bill Hoest

I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.
Author: Isaac Newton

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
Author: Mother Teresa

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you address a monster? Very politely.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes