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Miserable comforters are ye all.
Author: Bible

Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.
Author: Jeremy Taylor

Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
Author: Johann K. Lavater

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Author: Jackie Gleason

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes