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Best quotes to send by SMS
O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.Author: Saadi
O, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an April day!Author: William Shakespeare
Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.Author: Hesiod
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.Author: Andre Gide
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.Author: Rita Rudner
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
made it himself
and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the
verdict on the
quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life
had such
a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she
noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the
cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the
bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's
like on TV, 'The best
part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, "it was so nice of
you to put my daddy's picture up there."This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes