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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Author: Frank Moore Colby

Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.
Author: Francoise Sagan

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Author: Sallust

Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or other.
Author: George Eliot

Every mile is two in winter.
Author: George Herbert

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes