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What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god!
Author: William Shakespeare

Refrain from doing ill; for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy our misdeeds; we are all too prone to imitate whatever is base and depraved.
Author: Juvenal

What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?
Author: Henry Miller

What greater grief than the loss of one's native land.
Author: Euripides

What I dream of is an art of balance.
Author: Henri Matisse

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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