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He who promises more than he is able to perform, is false to himself; and he who does not perform what he has promised, is a traitor to his friend.
Author: George Shelley

He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Author: Seneca

He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.
Author: William Hazlitt

He who would leap high must take a long run.
Author: Danish Proverb

He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
Author: Seneca

What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes