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No one wants advice, only collaboration.
Author: John Steinbeck

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Nobody ever died of laughter.
Author: Max Beerbohm

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Author: Albert Camus

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Author: Henry Kissinger

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
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