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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.
Author: Edith Wharton

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes