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One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
Author: William Feather

One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Author: Rabbi Harold Kushner

One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man.
Author: Marlo Thomas

One path alone leads to a life of peace: The path of virtue.
Author: Juvenal

It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for themselves or care about it in others. If the mind be but well cultivated, and the heart well disposed, no one ever cares for the exterior.
Author: Anne Bronte

Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
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A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got bad memories," he declared. "They're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?" "Yes," said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?" "Good!" said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question."
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On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."
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Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes