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One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.
Author: Blaise Pascal

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
Author: Marie Curie

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Author: Will Durant

I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
Author: William Shakespeare

One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kin
Author: Bertrand Russell

Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.
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