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Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Author: Anatole France

Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov

Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope

Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod

Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
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Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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