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One thing nobody can do better than you is be you.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
Author: Meister Eckhart

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"
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Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.
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Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one m ore time, I'll break it in half!"
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