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Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about any.
Author: Arthur Wellesley

Be generous, be delicate, and always pursue the prize.
Author: Henry James

Be kind - Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle - everybody's lonesome.
Author: Marion Parker

Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Author: Jules Renard

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
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