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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Men who never get carried away should be.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

Mercy and truth are met together: righteousness and peace have kissed each other.
Author: Bible

I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun, peace, privacy, for everyone.
Author: William Claire

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
Author: Sophia Loren

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes