Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir William Osler The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler

Charles Bukowski The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski

John Maynard Keynes The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Barbara Hall Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Author: Barbara Hall

Charles W. Eliot In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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