Best quotes to send by SMS

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.
Author: Sir William Osler
The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
Author: Charles Bukowski
The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.
Author: John Maynard Keynes
Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Author: Barbara Hall
In the modern world the intelligence of public opinion is the one indispensable condition for social progress.
Author: Charles W. Eliot
The best jokes to send by SMS

Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND
STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
Yes, but
I found it very difficult to get into.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen
www.shelterfromtherain.com?
Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen
www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I found it very absorbing.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes