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Nokia N70
Nokia N-Gage_QD
Nokia N-Gage
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Nokia E61
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Nokia E50
Nokia 9500
Nokia 9300i
Nokia 9300
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Best quotes to send by SMS
I hate music, especially when it's played.Author: Jimmy Durante
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.Author: Hunter S. Thompson
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.Author: Jackie Mason
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.Author: Plato
I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.Author: Rosa Parks
The best jokes to send by SMS
Is lunch the favorite
subject of piglets?
No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure, they
are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a
farmer's
ear?This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
The kids are crazy about a new piglet
toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What did the
pig do when a beetle landed in
his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before
the others could ask him
to share.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
Have a pigjama party!This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes