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Best quotes to send by SMS
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?Author: Woody Allen
What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve:
The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.Author: Robert Herrick
If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are wild beasts, and would devour one another but for this protection.Author: Henry Ward Beecher
The best ideas are common property.Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In
surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those
books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was
my
brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes
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Accountant jokesThis is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious
financial
trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
He
goes into the synagogue and begins to pray
"God, please
help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money, I'm
going to lose my house as well, please let me win the
lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Jacob goes back
to the synagogue.
"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost
my business, my house
and I'm going to lose my car as
well".
Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!!
Back to the
synagogue.
"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my
business, my house,
my car and my wife and children are starving. I
don't often ask you
for help and I have always been a good servant
to you. Why won't you
just let me win the lotto this one time so
I can get my life back in
order???".
Suddenly there is a
blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
Jacob is confronted by
the voice of GOD himself:
"JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY
A DAMN TICKET"This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A little boy walked
down the
aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would
take
two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between
the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would
put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step,
ROAR,
step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle.
As you can
imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
the time he
reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and
more distressed from all
the laughing, and he was near tears by the
time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child
sniffed back his tears and
said, "I was being the ring bear."This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Why do women have
smaller
feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes