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Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.Author: Bernard Berenson
Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, the post of honor is a private station.Author: Joseph Addison
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?Author: George Price
Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.Author: Publilius Syrus
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A:
Duck.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
Wongs
have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a
lovely,
healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby
boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.
"What will you name the
baby"?
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
"Well, two
Wong's don't make a white, so I think we
will name him Sum Ting
Wong!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
were
sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The
Englishman says,
''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord
buys you a
drink for every that you buy.'' The Scot is not
impressed and says,
''That's nothing! In the Highlands every time you
buy a drink the
landlord buys you five.'' At this point the
Englishman is fairly
impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says
''That's nothing. In
Dublin there's this pub where the landlord
buys your drinks all night, and
then when the bar shuts he takes
you into a room and makes love to
you.'' The Scot and Englishman
are well impressed and ask if the Irishman
goes there a lot. He
replies ''No, but my sister told me about
it.''This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Once there were two chinese
gentlemen named
Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be
very
competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he
named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr.
Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store
and
he named it SHOE DO WE.This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the capital of
Afghanistan?
A: KABOOM!!This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes