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It's also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that's sitting right here right now... with its aches and it pleasures... is exactly what we need to be fully human, fully awake, fully alive.
Author: Pema Chodron

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.
Author: Suze Orman

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Author: Unknown

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
Author: George Eliot

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.
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When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
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I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"
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