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Best quotes to send by SMS
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.Author: Doug Larson
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.Author: Sir William Preece
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.Author: Matt Groening
The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.Author: Jerry Falwell
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.Author: Michel de Montaigne
The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolzano
!
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door !This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Borg
!
Borg who ?
Borg standard !This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boyzone
!
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brewster
!
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing
cock-a-doodle doo
!This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridie
!
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the silvery moon !This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes