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Best quotes to send by SMS
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'Author: Unknown
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.Author: George Bernard Shaw
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.Author: Mae West
How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.Author: Brooks Atkinson
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest
mistakes are
stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.
These days,
when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my
children
to spend every other weekend with?"This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her
husband,
"when I get my way, that's a compromise."
"What is it
when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied,
"That's a
miracle!"This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it.
Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and
three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided,
"I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank
account.
POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There
was the
car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I
wish I was
irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of
chocolates.This is the joke from a category: Women jokes