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Best quotes to send by SMS
Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.Author: Burk Hudson
Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.Author: Heloise
Righteousness exalteth a nation.Author: Bible
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.Author: Robertson Davies
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Author: Matt Groening
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
begin a trip at the post!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why is manna from heaven like
horse
hay?
Both are food from aloft!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What kind of horse can swim underwater
without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.
Judge: What
were you doing?
1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the
pond.
Judge: And what were you doing?
2nd man: I was throwing
peanuts in the pond, too."
Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you
throwing peanuts in the pond
as well?
3rd man: No, sir. I AM
Peanuts!This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes