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Nokia 3250
Nokia 3230
Nokia 3120
Nokia 2650
Siemens U15
Siemens U10
Siemens SXG75
Siemens SX1
Siemens ST55
Siemens SL75
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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.Author: Earl Wilson
Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality.
Ed: No thanks.Author: Ellen Herman
Joy, temperance, and repose,
Slam the door on the doctor's nose.Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity.Author: John Mitchell Mason
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.Author: Kurt Vonnegut
The best jokes to send by SMS
Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't even send
her back because she's been here more than
28 days.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Michael Jackson's hand !!This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl.
So I don't
know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes