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I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Author: Leo Rosten

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Author: Will Rogers

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Author: Nathan Hale

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.
Author: Mary Stewart

I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said 'The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid'. The little boy opened the back door a little and said 'Lord if you're out there, hand me the broom'.
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Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!
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