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Every crowd has a silver lining.
Author: Phineas Taylor Barnum

Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.
Author: Joel Spolsky

Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight
Author: Helen Hayes

Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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