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For many are called, but few are chosen.
Author: Bible

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

For several days after my first book was published, I carried it about in my pocket and took surreptitious peeps at it to make sure the ink had not faded.
Author: James M. Barrie

For the fashion of this world passeth away,
Author: Bible

How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes