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Have you heard that it was good to gain the day? I also say it is good to fall, battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won.
Author: Walt Whitman

Having had to encounter single-handed during his period of eclipse many physical dangers, he was well aware of the most dangerous element common to them all: of the crushing, paralysing sense of human littleness, which is what really defeats a human strug
Author: Joseph Conrad

He can make me love something just by showing me the energy with which he loves it.
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He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

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Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.
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Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
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Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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