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Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Freedom, then, lies only in our innate human capacity to choose between different sorts of bondage, bondage to desire or self esteem, or bondage to the light that lightens all our lives.
Author: Sri Madhava

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.
Author: William Shakespeare

Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes