Best quotes to send by SMS

He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.
Author: Chuang-tzu
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Author: Confucius
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Author: Nigerian Proverb
He who would travel happily must travel light.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Author: Horace
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept
picking holes in everything !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a
centipede !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A
caterpillow !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the earwig say as it fell down the
stairs ?
Ear we go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's a glow worms
favourite song
?
Wake me up before you glow glow !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes