Best quotes to send by SMS
Chuang-tzu He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.
Author: Chuang-tzu

Confucius He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Author: Confucius

Nigerian Proverb He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Author: Nigerian Proverb

Antoine de Saint-Exupery He who would travel happily must travel light.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Horace He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Author: Horace

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
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Insect jokes What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
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Insect jokes What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Insect jokes What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
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Insect jokes What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes