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Genius is born--not paid.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
Author: Samuel Butler

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes