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I don't think there is a proper way to celebrate something which makes you happy.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.
Author: Frida Kahlo

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Author: Franklin P. Adams

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Author: Will Durst

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
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Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
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Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
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Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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