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And your very flesh shall be a great poem.
Author: Walt Whitman

Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
Author: Greg Evans

Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
Author: Charles Dickens

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
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A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. "Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist. "Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"
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A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you idiot."
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A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying just checking.!
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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes