Best Cell Phones

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Author: Jef Raskin

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Author: Tom Stoppard

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Author: Aristotle

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes