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It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.Author: Henry James
It's also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that's sitting right here right now... with its aches and it pleasures... is exactly what we need to be fully human, fully awake, fully alive.Author: Pema Chodron
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Author: Jerry Seinfeld
It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.Author: Suze Orman
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.Author: Unknown
The best jokes to send by SMS
What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.This is the joke from a category: Face jokes
A US
Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you know the law, you've
got to go back across the
border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo
Senior, I must stay in de
USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol
Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard
for him and says
"Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words
in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol
Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and
Yellow. Now use
them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green,
Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez
Yellow?"This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to
change the bulb.This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes