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Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
Author: Natalie Goldberg

Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will be there, but to get the truth, the realities that must be grappled with. You may not like what you find. In that case you are entitled to try to change it. But do not deceive yoursel
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Author: Philip Johnson

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Art and science have their meeting point in method.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !
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Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'.' 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,' replied Jimmy !
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Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!
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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.'
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On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !'
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