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Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the need to reason elaborately.
Author: Saul Bellow

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Author: Aesop

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant,
Author: Solomon Short

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Author: J. Robert Oppenheimer

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Author: Unknown

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!
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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!
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What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
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