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Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable shores That now lie foul and muddy.
Author: William Shakespeare

There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
Author: Lee Iacocca

I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.
Author: Etty Hillesum

There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.
Author: Harriet Van Horne

There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present, hence this is the time to speak the word of appreciation and sympathy, to do the generou
Author: Grenville Kleiser

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!'
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes