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What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
Author: George Eliot

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Author: Woody Allen

What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.
Author: Robert Herrick

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are wild beasts, and would devour one another but for this protection.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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