Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain

William Arthur Wood Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood

A. A. Milne One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne

Angela L. Wozniak I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Author: Angela L. Wozniak

Ramsay Clark Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.
Author: Ramsay Clark

The best jokes to send by SMS
Spelling jokes Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I couldn't catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion; 'N' like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
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Spelling jokes A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.' Well the Aggiess started laughing the minute the word was uttered but Harvard just smiled and prepared their short rhyme. One Harvard student stood up and for his group recited 'Through the desert all night we ride on camels walking two by two, Destination Timbuktu.' Well the crowd politely applauded - they knew the Aggies couldnt beat that and the Aggies just continued laughing throughout the whole process. One Aggie stopped giggling long enough to stand and read the team's effort. He said, 'Tim and I, a hunting went, we came upon three women in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I buk one and Timbuktu!'
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Spelling jokes Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
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Spelling jokes Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
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Spelling jokes Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
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