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Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
Author: Michael McClary

There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Author: Alfred Korzybski

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however
Author: Terry Pratchett

There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.
Author: Chester Bowles

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Author: Matt Groening

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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