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There are more of them than us.
Author: Herb Caen

I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.
Author: Susan Glasee

There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Author: Anonymous

There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it make
Author: Marilyn Manson

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes