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Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Author: William Hazlitt

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Author: Herodotus

Men willingly believe what they wish.
Author: Julius Caesar

Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Author: William Shakespeare

If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
Author: Joe Martin

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
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Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
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