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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Author: George Eliot

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Author: Christopher Lasch

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
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If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes